wooo!

princetabris:

i cant believe people consciously choose to follow me and decide to themselves “Yeah I want to see more of whatever this nerd’s doing”

It’s because I’m an awesome nerd

straight character: (checks out someones ass)
straight character: (engages in superfluous romance)
straight character: (has lots of casual sex)
straight character: (oh shit a love triangle)
straight audience:
queer character: (expresses hints of attraction)
straight audience: UGH why does EVERYTHING have to come down to their fucking sexuality?? it doesnt MATTER it should just be a NON-ISSUE
riderun18:

everything-fuckable:

marinaflowa:

wereallalittle-mad:

zazzybuttcheeks:

plur-panda:





aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday yo


this never comes on my dash at the right time anymore :( i think i went two weeks without it and now i’m reblogging it on a thursday

GOD DAMN YES FINALLY BLOGGED IT ON A WEDNESDAY

ALMOST FRIDAY

WEDNESDAY! 

❤️❤️💓💕💖

riderun18:

everything-fuckable:

marinaflowa:

wereallalittle-mad:

zazzybuttcheeks:

plur-panda:

aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday yo

this never comes on my dash at the right time anymore :( i think i went two weeks without it and now i’m reblogging it on a thursday

GOD DAMN YES FINALLY BLOGGED IT ON A WEDNESDAY

ALMOST FRIDAY

WEDNESDAY! 

❤️❤️💓💕💖

patronustrip:

elsanna-fanboy:

punziella:

Elsa without make up :b I don’t think all that eye shadow is necessary…

one more i will say this how many times i can
please marry me

patronustrip:

elsanna-fanboy:

punziella:

Elsa without make up :b I don’t think all that eye shadow is necessary…

one more i will say this how many times i can

please marry me

image

Me on my period
Uterus: Oh, so, no baby?
Uterus: Okay
Me: No -
Uterus: SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
Me: FUCK FUCK FUCK
Vagina: *unleashes red sea*
Pad: I'm not cleaning that up.
Ovaries: Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
Cramps: Howdy
Junk Food: Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
Chocolate: No me
Acne: Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
Pad: CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
Vagina: I can do better, hold up
Vagina: *Niagara Falls*
Pad: You still missed.
Lower Back: Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
Ovaries: WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
Cramps: *sings the Ave Maria*
Uterus: USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ
Me: *dead*

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

tonerthatsmydick:


 Michelle Rodriguez confirms she’s dating Cara Delevingne (x)

Dude, yes

tonerthatsmydick:

 Michelle Rodriguez confirms she’s dating Cara Delevingne (x)

Dude, yes

If you are a lesbian, reblog this. I wish to follow you and flirt the shit out of you.

mottephobic-sapphist-chef:

nickinichole88:

Follow away :)

"Flirt the shit out of you"

Anyone that can say that with so much confidence can definitely “flirt the shit out of [me]”